Ferdinand and Berchie

Berchtold and Ferdinand

Maybe it’s just because of my classes, but WWI has been on my mind recently. Especially when drawing my comics.

So, WWI was started by the Austro-Hungarians because a Serbian man killed the Archduke, Franz Ferdinand. However, no one in Austria-Hungary even cared. In fact, many leaders in the Austro-Hungarian government used his assassination as a justifiable means to go to war with Serbia.

I’ve always viewed the Archduke to be a whiny, annoying guy who couldn’t do anything right. So, who would’ve guessed he came up with my most hated phrase ever (“#Yolo”). Now, you silly people who use this phrase (like the threats to society you are) can quote Franz Ferdinand. Just be careful! I’ve heard Slavic people don’t much care for stupid people.

Treaty of Versailles Part Two

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Part Deux!!!

Japan’s role in the Treaty of Versailles is one of my favorite things in history ever!!! They were really silly in my opinion and even though they were a large power, they didn’t really do their homework.

And of course, Japan didn’t think that Europe had any problems in WWI, however, they didn’t really add to the conversation.

Anywho, Clemenceau is once again a bad ass beyond belief. For some reason, he was really hard to draw this time. However, Clemenceau is always worth it in my heart. And remember, Clemenceau don’t give a shit!

Tesla’s True Love Part One

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Another comic!!! And who did we bring back but our favorite, cooky scientist, Mr. Nikola Tesla.

If you look up Mr. Tesla, he has some weird stories associated with him. Apparently, he was cellibate. It makes sense that he did a bunch of sexy pictures then, huh? I mean, you gotta release some of that pent up frustration some how. And what better way to do it then to make love to the camera!

Anywho, Tesla did find the love of his life. Don’t go looking up who it is yet! You’ll ruin the story!! And what a story it is!

Online Dating

Online Dating

Online Dating!!!!

I have finally fallen into the realm of adulthood . . . or the “just not being able to meet people I would like to have a relationship with so instead I’m gonna rely on an outside source” part of my life.

And don’t worry mom and dad! I’m being safe!

Also, sorry for not doing one last week. I would like to say it is because of too much homework however, it was actually just web surfing. Well, anyway here is this weeks . . . sad thing . . . this is pretty much what its like.

The Treaty of Versailles Part 1

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Wow! Two comics in one day!!! Well, I kind of already had worked on the last one earlier in the week but didn’t finish until tonight.

So, the Treaty of Versailles. To give a bit of background, (for those of you non-history nerds) after WWI, the Allied nations and Germany created (mostly the allies) and signed the Treaty of Versailles. The Top 5 of the convention were viewed to be America, Great Britain, Italy, France, and Japan. However, due to some unfortunate circumstances (aka not knowin’ their stuff), Japan got booted out of the group.

Depicted above is (from left to right) Makino Nobuaki (Japan), Woodrow Wilson (US), David Lloyd George (Great Britain), Vittorio Orlando (Italy), and Georges Clemenceau (France). About Clemenceau, in the picture I drew his look from, he looks completely bored and a bit . . . no offense . . . French. So, my new phrase is “Clemenceau don’t give a s**t!”

They’ll Kill Us

Zach

Over the years, my brother has always told me to not do things, otherwise, someone was likely to kill us. The first story was when we were stopped at a gas station on our way to Kansas. I saw some bikers outside and thought they looked cool. Unrelatedly, I really wanted to roll down my window because I was hot waiting for my mom in the car. My brother then shouted at me to stop and then told me horror stories about the Hell’s Angels.

The second story was when my family drove through a small town in the mountains of California. We realized when we got there that the town was filled with super hippies. My brother kept telling my family that the hippies would kill us if we got out of the car. Those dirty hippies!!!

The last story happened a few years ago at the airport. As you can guess, my brother was hoping that I wouldn’t get us grabbed up by airport security.

Funny thing is that I realized that my brother has looked more and more like these people over the years. After the first time, my brother started growing his beard. After the second story, my brother started growing out his hair and started wearing beanies. So, I figured my brother has a new career path as an airport security guard. If anyone is in the market, please drop my brother a line. I’m sure he would like his dream to come true!

How I Watch Movies

Movies

Sometimes I feel bad for people. I feel like I have to commentate about things in movies that make no sense or I think are really annoying. Unfortunately, it is usually around my friend Kim. Sometimes I worry that maybe I take it too far. Thankfully she puts up with me. My other friend, Racheal, is also featured in this comic. Why? Because she usually finds a way to goad me on on my commentary. Poor Kim. She’s got some silly friends on her hands.

And why did I post this one day after my last one? Probably because I am done with midterms and have nothing to do until class on Monday. So, comics ahoy!!!

Sexy Tesla

Sexy Tesla

 

Silly Tesla!! But it’s true!! I was looking up some info on our genius here and I came across a ton of glamour like shots that Tesla had taken over the years. Yeah Tesla!!! Just rub it in that you are celibate!!! I feel like Tesla was the first fashion model of his day. Tyra would totally be all over him for America’s Next Top Model. I know that if I were on the judge’s panel, Tesla would be the best! Hands Down!!!

To prove my point . . .

Nikola_Tesla Tesla_circa_1890 tesla_nikola1 N.Tesla

Oh Tesla, you are definitely bringing sexy back.

 

Awkward Cannon

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Hmm . . . well this is awkward. I am trying to upload my first comic and as you may have noticed, the quality is horrible. If I try to blow it up, it becomes so pixelated that no one can read it. However, you can’t read it when the quality is good because its soooo small  . . . well . . . at least you get to see the pretty pictures. I mean, who cares about the story line right?

Oh wait!!!! Ha ha ha!!!! I have found the key to being able to read it. You have to click on the picture and a nice little pop up will blow it up so you can read it!!! Yay!!!

Now to explain my beautifmous first creation! I was sitting in my History of Weapons and Warfare class when my professor started talking about gun ports on English ships and what people had to do with their cannons before they were invented. Then he stated “People would have to hang off the side of the ship to clean and reload the cannon. This would happen right in the line of fire and would be very awkward.” I almost started laughing out loud because a scene played inside my head where a guy would get hit by a cannon and his comrade would say “Well that was a bit awkward.”

Here is what the ships looked like before they had the gun ports on them:

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Now this picture should, in no way, depict the accuracy of what these ships looked like or the accuracy of anything really. I was looking for the nice picture my professor had used in class. Little did I know that Google doesn’t show it on the first search page, so I decided to draw it. The picture looked way better in my head. Just remember that there was a lot of area for an incoming cannon to hit an unsuspecting cannon “stuffer”.

Anywho, I plan on putting up another comic soon. It will be staring one of my favorite scientists in all of his silliness.